Light humour

[Dino101]

A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth.

Horrified, the woman replies, Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby.

To which the dentist replies, Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.

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A wife died.

 

A few weeks later the husband died.

 

As he got to heaven he saw his wife. He ran up to her with tears in his eyes.


'Darling, how I've missed you!'


The wife extends her arms stopping him from embracing her and says, 'Whoa there man, the contract was until death!'

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The doctor took his patient into the room and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."

 

The patient said, "Give me the good news."

 

The doctor says, "They're going to name a disease after you."

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" 

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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On a cold December morning of Chicago, a  wife called her husband and said....


 "The car isn't  starting and the dashboard  is showing the pic of a person sitting on a toilet seat. what should I do?"

 

Puzzled and Worried husband asked the wife to send a pic of the dashboard as he never came across a warning sign of a man sitting on toilet seat.

 

This is what wife sent..



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A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.


 

So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.


He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?


A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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